1. Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
Answer: She was on a crash diet.
2. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Answer: Stinkerbell.
3. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
4.Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Answer: Because they are always stuffed.
5. What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
Answer: I'm stuck on you.
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